I am so not cool with this

Not in any way, shape or form.

I would hope that most people would be nauseated by this. I actually wasn't though. I couldn't look away because it was so incredibly ridiculous. I regrettably watched the entire thing. I am a loser. Not that it wasn't already obvious. I worry so much about this lady, and I'm wondering what is wrong with her.

1. She's obviously obsessed with poodles. I think obsessed is an egregious understatement. It's actually doing her obsession an injustice to say that she's just obsessed with poodles. The more accurate wording for it may be: if poodles didn't exist, she most definitely would kill herself.

2. You know those cat ladies? Well, this lady is probably a poodle lady. She lives her life miserably alone, probably with multiple poodles. Because she can find no man to love her, she will have no children. So she treats her poodles like children. Which is very, very, very sad to observe.

3. I bet she spends so much time with her poodles, she actually thinks of herself as their mother. But she may also think that they regard her as their poodle mother, so this makes her act like a poodle. So not only does she treat her like their her children, her alter ego (mother poodle) also treats them like her children. Hence the dressing up like a poodle.

4. Either she's rich, or she kidnaps children. Why do I say this? Well, there are obviously little kids in it (sidenote: I seriously thought she had just trained a bunch of poodles to stand up when the video started the first time). So I'm guessing either she has tons of money to pay parents to let their kids do this, or she just kidnaps the kids and then teaches them how to do this. I guess the other option to this is that she paid midgets to be in this video.

5. She hates fat poodles. She seems like she's probably a polite, clinically insane woman. But there's probably one thing that can send her into a murderous rage, and it's fat poodles. Or maybe they depress her so much that she cuts herself. So in order to rid the world of fat poodles, and to keep her out of jail and/or the psychiatric ward of her local hospital, she's doing her part.

Seriously. This video makes me so sad for the world in general.