I'm in a hurry bitches

Not much time today. Let's get right to business.

New this week:

President Bush. I don't know if you know this or not, but Peoria is kind of a big deal. President Bush was here this week to promote economics or something. I heard absolutely nothing about his speech. However, twice I had to leave and come back. Well, once I had to. I was on my way back to work and there are 3 possible bridges I can cross. Well, all 3 bridges I could cross had been closed, even though only two of those bridges were especially close to where the King of the Free World was. So I had to go 20 minutes out of my way just so I could get back to fucking work. The President. Speaking about economy. Yet keeping me from work. You may be thinking, "20 minutes out of the way isn't that far. Quit bitching." Well you've got some nerve. And when it increased your trip by about 400%, that's a big deal. So fuck you Mr. President. Also, I should have written a post mocking him while he was a mere half mile away. That's probably as close as I ever get to him, unless he presides over my execution at some point in the future. But I digress. So for keeping me from work, the President makes the list this week.

Cold. Winter has been replaced just by frigid fucking cold. The high is about 7, the wind chill is about -10. Why the fuck did I choose to not just move to Florida or something? I absolutely despise cold. And it's at least going to last all fucking weekend. So fuck you cold. You think I can't handle this? I can. But just because I can doesn't mean I want to. So you suck cold. Get the fuck out of here. You're on notice!

In the interest of time, I'm going to skip what fell off the list. And more explanations. Just go back and read last week's if you care to. Next week I should remember and not be an idiot about doing this though.