This can't be good for anyone

I used to read Sports Illustrated a lot in high school, since I had a lot of time to do nothing. Man, those were the days. Well, Sports Illustrated use to have this little blurb about "This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse. And, I was truly worried when one week I saw that the sign was that a rugby player in Australia was fined or suspended or something for inserting his finger into the rectum (dang near killed 'em) of opposing players.

Well, here is this week's sign of the apocalypse in my opinion.

Apparently there is a rapist on the loose in the Houston area. However, it's not your typical racist. He's preying on men.

This is not good for anyone. Now dudes who are in their late teens have to wear metal protection over their ass for safety any time they go out of the house. Actually, pretty much at all times.

You know the rapist dude is serious too, because only part of the time is he taking their money. And he's stalking them?!

I kind of picture this guy like Red Dragon. He stalks you (except he probably doesn't sit in trees outside your window and sees you in films which he puts shitty effects on). And then instead of killing you he just has his way with your butt.

Remind me never to go to Houston.