A weekend
I went to Chicago this weekend since it would be the last chance I would have to go before Christmas when everyone would be around. And I had some awesome presents to give away, including one that spouts off knowledge like you wouldn't believe. And man, his jokes are hilarious too.
I got to the city on Friday night and started drinking. Luckily there was plenty of alcohol available. Also, I didn't eat dinner. It would have only slowed down my progress to Chicago. So anyways, at 9 we head over to friends' place, and continue the party. I busted out my rendition of "Free Love Freeway" and I'm pretty damn sure Ricky Gervais would have been proud. Except there was no singing. Regardless, we then headed out.
We went to scope out the place we'll be for New Year's, and if I remember correctly, which is very questionable, it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Now, I should point out that Poops got me an instructional krumping video made by Tight Eyes himself. We had started watching it before we left for the night, and throughout the night people were asking me to demonstrate. Well, unfortunately, the more I drank, the more likely I was to bust something out. But I kept it under wraps at least for a little while.
So, anyways, aside from my krumping I don't remember too much else of note. Except we had a terrible time getting a cab. That will suck when it's much colder at New Year's. Anyways, then we went to Nick's Uptown and that was really packed. All I wanted at that point was some El Burrito. Well, unfortunately, no one would let me go. Again, I want to point out that I had not had dinner. So we got home and watched a krump battle on my dvd, and then one by one people started passing out. And I may or may not have passed out sitting up. I think it was more of a slouch.
Woke up the next day and moved to the floor to sleep longer. After breakfast we went and looked at puppies for like 90 minutes. And not everything is good about a cramped puppy store. For example, the smell can be overwhelming at times. And when I say overwhelming, I mean gag-inducing.
So once we managed to leave there we went, got lunch, then went to that which I shall not name. Pretty much from the moment we got there I could sense the evil. And we were there for so long. And I didn't even get anything. And no one bought me anything either. It was such a rip off.
Anyways, we got home from that and I started drinking. This was probably 5:30ish? I'm not sure. Basically we all sat around drinking until about 10. Then we went to another friends' place for a wassail party. While we were there, I was involved in the most ridiculous game of foosball I've ever been a part of. I believe I lost 10-1, and I scored no fewer than 4 goals on myself. Seriously, the game would have lasted longer if I just stood there not doing anything.
So then we went to Red Ivy to get our dance on. Well, having watched much more of my krumping dvd, people were really requesting that I krump. So, being the drunk idiot that I am, I did it. And I can't believe how much of an idiot I looked like. But, regardless, I did it. And apparently there were some dudes watching me, looking at me like I was a jackass. They had no idea what I was doing, but I think they watched long enough to judge me and then move as far away as quickly as possible.
So, finally, at the end of the night I was ready for El Burrito. Again, I didn't have dinner, but we had lunch at 3, so that's closer to dinner? Well, we're about ready to leave and then Bootz said she wants to go get breakfast food. So we went to Clark's. And it was awesome. You cannot go wrong with drunk breakfast. Unless of course you're cooking it yourself and you let your roommate break the eggs and they manage to get large chunks of eggshell in with the eggs. That was pretty gross.
So following breakfast we went home and again, one by one all passed out. Woke up the next day feeling pretty good, and then it got even better when I had my Italian beef sandwich. Mmm, Italian beef.
So that was pretty much the weekend in Chicago. Nothing too crazy, but a lot of fun nonetheless.
I got to the city on Friday night and started drinking. Luckily there was plenty of alcohol available. Also, I didn't eat dinner. It would have only slowed down my progress to Chicago. So anyways, at 9 we head over to friends' place, and continue the party. I busted out my rendition of "Free Love Freeway" and I'm pretty damn sure Ricky Gervais would have been proud. Except there was no singing. Regardless, we then headed out.
We went to scope out the place we'll be for New Year's, and if I remember correctly, which is very questionable, it seemed like a pretty nice place.
Now, I should point out that Poops got me an instructional krumping video made by Tight Eyes himself. We had started watching it before we left for the night, and throughout the night people were asking me to demonstrate. Well, unfortunately, the more I drank, the more likely I was to bust something out. But I kept it under wraps at least for a little while.
So, anyways, aside from my krumping I don't remember too much else of note. Except we had a terrible time getting a cab. That will suck when it's much colder at New Year's. Anyways, then we went to Nick's Uptown and that was really packed. All I wanted at that point was some El Burrito. Well, unfortunately, no one would let me go. Again, I want to point out that I had not had dinner. So we got home and watched a krump battle on my dvd, and then one by one people started passing out. And I may or may not have passed out sitting up. I think it was more of a slouch.
Woke up the next day and moved to the floor to sleep longer. After breakfast we went and looked at puppies for like 90 minutes. And not everything is good about a cramped puppy store. For example, the smell can be overwhelming at times. And when I say overwhelming, I mean gag-inducing.
So once we managed to leave there we went, got lunch, then went to that which I shall not name. Pretty much from the moment we got there I could sense the evil. And we were there for so long. And I didn't even get anything. And no one bought me anything either. It was such a rip off.
Anyways, we got home from that and I started drinking. This was probably 5:30ish? I'm not sure. Basically we all sat around drinking until about 10. Then we went to another friends' place for a wassail party. While we were there, I was involved in the most ridiculous game of foosball I've ever been a part of. I believe I lost 10-1, and I scored no fewer than 4 goals on myself. Seriously, the game would have lasted longer if I just stood there not doing anything.
So then we went to Red Ivy to get our dance on. Well, having watched much more of my krumping dvd, people were really requesting that I krump. So, being the drunk idiot that I am, I did it. And I can't believe how much of an idiot I looked like. But, regardless, I did it. And apparently there were some dudes watching me, looking at me like I was a jackass. They had no idea what I was doing, but I think they watched long enough to judge me and then move as far away as quickly as possible.
So, finally, at the end of the night I was ready for El Burrito. Again, I didn't have dinner, but we had lunch at 3, so that's closer to dinner? Well, we're about ready to leave and then Bootz said she wants to go get breakfast food. So we went to Clark's. And it was awesome. You cannot go wrong with drunk breakfast. Unless of course you're cooking it yourself and you let your roommate break the eggs and they manage to get large chunks of eggshell in with the eggs. That was pretty gross.
So following breakfast we went home and again, one by one all passed out. Woke up the next day feeling pretty good, and then it got even better when I had my Italian beef sandwich. Mmm, Italian beef.
So that was pretty much the weekend in Chicago. Nothing too crazy, but a lot of fun nonetheless.
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