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Donald Rumsfeld was praised his final day at the Pentagon today, and all I can say is: Why not?
I mean, everything Rumsfeld has done has been successful. He's managed to capture Osama Bin Laden. The U.S. is now safe from all terrorist attacks in-state because of this, and the Taliban has virtually disbanded.
Iraq has been freed from the totalitarian rule of Saddam Hussein and is now it's own self-governing Democratic entity.
He managed to keep his job.
See? He did absolutely everything necessary to be a great Secretary of the Defense. He went above and beyond. I wish he would bear my children.
This is fucking retarded. What has Rumsfeld done? What is one fucking thing?
He removed Hussein from power. Ok. But, of course, we went to war under the premise of preventing contact between Hussein and Al Qaeda, and because Iraq had WMD's. Wrong. Wrong on both. Dead wrong. I guess I can't hold that over Rumsfeld's head.
I can accuse him of lying though. Or at least being wrong. Of course, he would disagree with me. Apparently a robot dressed and looking exactly like Rumsfeld was on Meet the Press and said they knew exactly where WMD's were.
Ok, so he was successful in removing Hussein, but what then? Absolute shit. An inferior campaign that is only getting shittier and there is absolutely no admission to mistakes or anything. Ah, but I'm getting side-tracked.
Bush said today that Rumsfeld knows how to lead, and America is better off for it. I disagree. Al Qaeda hasn't disbanded, and they're not as weak as they were a few years ago. We can't defend Iraqis from themselves, and Iran is threatening that they want a piece of us. And North Korea for that matter.
For some reason Bush didn't mention any of Rumsfeld's criticisms.
Why start now, right?! Am I right?! High five, yeah! Of course he didn't. Everyone in this entire fucking administration believes that if they ignore problems long enough, they'll fucking go away. Or they don't fucking exist. 'Rumsfeld is a condescending asshole? No way, he's very respectful. To me. His boss. Why wouldn't he be nice to you also, someone accusing him of assholery and lying and incompetence?'
From Bush: "Every decision [he] made over the last 6 years, he always put the troops first, and the troops knew it."
Absolutely. Just like when the troops were (and probably are) lacking equipment. And had to extend their tours. I'm sure the troops were excited because Ol' Rummy was putting them first, not his stubbornness or his own bullshit reputation. I'm sure they enjoyed not having enough equipment. Because it shows how much he cares!
Dick Cheney said Rumsfeld had 'near perfect recall.' That's accurate. I don't even know what that means, but I hate it. Dick. Also, this is coming from a man who shot a 'friend' in the face. I refuse to take anything seriously from him, and I'm glad he's second in command.
In fact, I love this entire incompetent administration.
Rumsfeld is a fucking condescending prick. Fuck him. Good riddance.
I mean, everything Rumsfeld has done has been successful. He's managed to capture Osama Bin Laden. The U.S. is now safe from all terrorist attacks in-state because of this, and the Taliban has virtually disbanded.
Iraq has been freed from the totalitarian rule of Saddam Hussein and is now it's own self-governing Democratic entity.
He managed to keep his job.
See? He did absolutely everything necessary to be a great Secretary of the Defense. He went above and beyond. I wish he would bear my children.
This is fucking retarded. What has Rumsfeld done? What is one fucking thing?
He removed Hussein from power. Ok. But, of course, we went to war under the premise of preventing contact between Hussein and Al Qaeda, and because Iraq had WMD's. Wrong. Wrong on both. Dead wrong. I guess I can't hold that over Rumsfeld's head.
I can accuse him of lying though. Or at least being wrong. Of course, he would disagree with me. Apparently a robot dressed and looking exactly like Rumsfeld was on Meet the Press and said they knew exactly where WMD's were.
Ok, so he was successful in removing Hussein, but what then? Absolute shit. An inferior campaign that is only getting shittier and there is absolutely no admission to mistakes or anything. Ah, but I'm getting side-tracked.
Bush said today that Rumsfeld knows how to lead, and America is better off for it. I disagree. Al Qaeda hasn't disbanded, and they're not as weak as they were a few years ago. We can't defend Iraqis from themselves, and Iran is threatening that they want a piece of us. And North Korea for that matter.
For some reason Bush didn't mention any of Rumsfeld's criticisms.
Why start now, right?! Am I right?! High five, yeah! Of course he didn't. Everyone in this entire fucking administration believes that if they ignore problems long enough, they'll fucking go away. Or they don't fucking exist. 'Rumsfeld is a condescending asshole? No way, he's very respectful. To me. His boss. Why wouldn't he be nice to you also, someone accusing him of assholery and lying and incompetence?'
From Bush: "Every decision [he] made over the last 6 years, he always put the troops first, and the troops knew it."
Absolutely. Just like when the troops were (and probably are) lacking equipment. And had to extend their tours. I'm sure the troops were excited because Ol' Rummy was putting them first, not his stubbornness or his own bullshit reputation. I'm sure they enjoyed not having enough equipment. Because it shows how much he cares!
Dick Cheney said Rumsfeld had 'near perfect recall.' That's accurate. I don't even know what that means, but I hate it. Dick. Also, this is coming from a man who shot a 'friend' in the face. I refuse to take anything seriously from him, and I'm glad he's second in command.
In fact, I love this entire incompetent administration.
Rumsfeld is a fucking condescending prick. Fuck him. Good riddance.
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