Things I Hate
It's time for another update in the 'Things I Hate' series. This one having a purpose, the other(s) being mostly ramblings and incoherent stuff. So, I guess this is pretty much like those.
The topic today: Those stupid "funny" t-shirts.
Now, there are t-shirts that are legitimately funny or whatever. I have a couple, I guess. When I was in college I had more, and now I don't really wear them that often, as I can't think of too many situations in which it's appropriate that my shirt makes a statement. Also, it was much cooler a couple of years ago. When I was setting the trend. Yes, I set trends, then I tire of them when they catch on. Deal with it.
You know the shirts I'm talking about. They say things like "Do you have your tickets to the gun show?" And then have arrows pointing at the arms. Or they says something like "Drop it like it's hot" with a picture of a potato. It's one thing if the shirt is actually funny, although it's not much better. It's another thing if it's an outdated phrase that lost popularity 3 years ago. Something like "I'm Rick James Bitch." Funny at the time, yes, but after that first week when Chapelle first showed that episode, it was way too much.
I hate those shirts. You might as well have Dane Cook on your shirt. If you're funny, then it's like you're always on. That's annoying.
Also, you know most of the dude's who wear those shirts. It's those meathead frat guys who love to quote Dane Cook and have spikey hair and the shirts are too small and they wear visors. In otherwords, giant toolbags. They're also guys who wear striped shirts out to bars.
Everytime I see someone wearing a funny shirt I just wish I could go up and write something on it. Something really biting, so they'll be so pained from what I wrote that they'll have to leave the public setting and go home to shame themselves. Something like "Not". Damn that's harsh.
I was hoping to include pictures, but I'm too lazy to find pictures that will actually work, so you'll just have to use your imagination. And don't worry, there's probably a good chance you'll see some toolbag wearing one of those shirts around and then you'll definitely know what I'm talking about.
So please don't contribute to this. I will immediately hate you, and I may try to ruin your life. If you're a chick it's ok, unless you're trying to be ironic or something; but dudes, give it a rest.
The topic today: Those stupid "funny" t-shirts.
Now, there are t-shirts that are legitimately funny or whatever. I have a couple, I guess. When I was in college I had more, and now I don't really wear them that often, as I can't think of too many situations in which it's appropriate that my shirt makes a statement. Also, it was much cooler a couple of years ago. When I was setting the trend. Yes, I set trends, then I tire of them when they catch on. Deal with it.
You know the shirts I'm talking about. They say things like "Do you have your tickets to the gun show?" And then have arrows pointing at the arms. Or they says something like "Drop it like it's hot" with a picture of a potato. It's one thing if the shirt is actually funny, although it's not much better. It's another thing if it's an outdated phrase that lost popularity 3 years ago. Something like "I'm Rick James Bitch." Funny at the time, yes, but after that first week when Chapelle first showed that episode, it was way too much.
I hate those shirts. You might as well have Dane Cook on your shirt. If you're funny, then it's like you're always on. That's annoying.
Also, you know most of the dude's who wear those shirts. It's those meathead frat guys who love to quote Dane Cook and have spikey hair and the shirts are too small and they wear visors. In otherwords, giant toolbags. They're also guys who wear striped shirts out to bars.
Everytime I see someone wearing a funny shirt I just wish I could go up and write something on it. Something really biting, so they'll be so pained from what I wrote that they'll have to leave the public setting and go home to shame themselves. Something like "Not". Damn that's harsh.
I was hoping to include pictures, but I'm too lazy to find pictures that will actually work, so you'll just have to use your imagination. And don't worry, there's probably a good chance you'll see some toolbag wearing one of those shirts around and then you'll definitely know what I'm talking about.
So please don't contribute to this. I will immediately hate you, and I may try to ruin your life. If you're a chick it's ok, unless you're trying to be ironic or something; but dudes, give it a rest.
posted by Jtrouble at 1:47 PM
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