Really? Cream?
Tonight is the night of the Illini Orange & Blue scrimmage, where we see the team play for the first real time. There are a lot of questions, like, will Richard Semrau red-shirt, how good is Brian Carlwell, will Rich McBride have to take a breathalizer to get in the door? (Ok, that was low, I apologize Rich.)
Some interesting news is that Derrick Rose, who had previously written Illinois off of his list of possible schools he'll attend, is attending tonight's scrimmage. This is great news if for no other reason than he won't be anywhere else. Do I think we'll land Rose? Doubtful, I thought we had a much better chance this time last year.
But as I was reading on Mark Tupper's blog, I saw some loser idiot jackass Hoosier fans trolling and talking about how Illini fans are stupid to think Rose will come to Illinois because the Hoosiers are better.
Obviously, they do things differently in Indiana. They had a great coach in Bob Knight, who is the last coach to win anything significant with them, and now they have Kelvin Sampson, who recruits illegally, can't graduate players, and lies. Oh, he's a shitty coach too, I left that out.
So I thought I'd post a response to these whiny little bitches who are trying to talk shit about the Illini here, instead of on Tupper's blog, because I can get everything out I want.
1.) What has Kelvin Sampson proven at Indiana? NOTHING. To expect something from him in his first year WITH SHITTY PLAYERS is ridiculous. Hell, they have a couple decent players, and they still won't perform like they did last season (I'm guessing). What did he prove at Oklahoma? That he recruited illegally, and that his team was on the obvious decline.
2.) So what if Eric Gordon went to Indiana? I mean, I hate him for it, but why does that mean that Rose will follow Gordon there without question? I guess in fucking retarded Indiana people's minds the logic works out, so I probably shouldn't question that.
3.) WHY ARE YOU TROLLING ON AN ILLINI BLOG?? Get a fucking life. I barely have time to read Tupper, and I don't even care about what the bitches on fucking hoosier blogs are talking about, besides being fucking retards and having ridiculously lofty expectations of the upcoming season that will get trounced on once people realize Sampson can't coach.
4.) In case I haven't made this clear, anyone who is a fan of IU is fucking retarded. So their opinions are pointless.
5.) People are replying that Indiana has as many Final Four appearances in the past 5 years as the Illini. Here's a hint: when comparing a current coach's team to a past coach's team, you're really not going to win any sort of argument. When comparing number of final four appearances, you probably shouldn't say 'in the last 5 years' because that's how long ago it was when you had a final four. AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING DIFFERENT COACH NOW! THERE IS NO COMPARISON. That's like me saying I like apples but BMW's drive better. That's right, it sounds fucking retarded, as do Hoosier fans.
6.) Gordon picked to go to IU because he dreamed of playing for them his entire life. Of course, he also probably dreamed of playing for them when they actually won shit, but that was so long ago, probably he even forgets what that was like. But why isn't Rose allowed the same thing? Maybe Rose didn't want to be in Gordon's spotlight (yep, he'll get one, and it will magnify the Hoosiers magnificent sucking/choking ability) and now that Gordon has ruined his life to go to Indiana, maybe Rose wants to play where he's dreamed of playing. Of course, he probably doesn't dream of college ball at all, but still, you get what I'm saying. Unless you're from Indiana, in which point you're having someone from out-of-state explain it to you in one syllable words.
7.) Your colors are crimson and cream??? CREAM??? Really? Crimson is cool and all, but really? Cream?? I thought it was just white, but that makes it so much cooler. And by cooler, I mean your school blows.
8.) STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING TRADITION!!! What IU has is a great coach who couldn't control his temper. That's your fucking tradition. Talk to me about fucking tradition and national championships when someone other than the ONLY COACH AT YOUR SCHOOL WHO EVER MATTERED wins something. And, I'd like to offer some advice: Don't get your hopes up; SAMPSON WON'T WIN SHIT.
Some interesting news is that Derrick Rose, who had previously written Illinois off of his list of possible schools he'll attend, is attending tonight's scrimmage. This is great news if for no other reason than he won't be anywhere else. Do I think we'll land Rose? Doubtful, I thought we had a much better chance this time last year.
But as I was reading on Mark Tupper's blog, I saw some loser idiot jackass Hoosier fans trolling and talking about how Illini fans are stupid to think Rose will come to Illinois because the Hoosiers are better.
Obviously, they do things differently in Indiana. They had a great coach in Bob Knight, who is the last coach to win anything significant with them, and now they have Kelvin Sampson, who recruits illegally, can't graduate players, and lies. Oh, he's a shitty coach too, I left that out.
So I thought I'd post a response to these whiny little bitches who are trying to talk shit about the Illini here, instead of on Tupper's blog, because I can get everything out I want.
1.) What has Kelvin Sampson proven at Indiana? NOTHING. To expect something from him in his first year WITH SHITTY PLAYERS is ridiculous. Hell, they have a couple decent players, and they still won't perform like they did last season (I'm guessing). What did he prove at Oklahoma? That he recruited illegally, and that his team was on the obvious decline.
2.) So what if Eric Gordon went to Indiana? I mean, I hate him for it, but why does that mean that Rose will follow Gordon there without question? I guess in fucking retarded Indiana people's minds the logic works out, so I probably shouldn't question that.
3.) WHY ARE YOU TROLLING ON AN ILLINI BLOG?? Get a fucking life. I barely have time to read Tupper, and I don't even care about what the bitches on fucking hoosier blogs are talking about, besides being fucking retards and having ridiculously lofty expectations of the upcoming season that will get trounced on once people realize Sampson can't coach.
4.) In case I haven't made this clear, anyone who is a fan of IU is fucking retarded. So their opinions are pointless.
5.) People are replying that Indiana has as many Final Four appearances in the past 5 years as the Illini. Here's a hint: when comparing a current coach's team to a past coach's team, you're really not going to win any sort of argument. When comparing number of final four appearances, you probably shouldn't say 'in the last 5 years' because that's how long ago it was when you had a final four. AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING DIFFERENT COACH NOW! THERE IS NO COMPARISON. That's like me saying I like apples but BMW's drive better. That's right, it sounds fucking retarded, as do Hoosier fans.
6.) Gordon picked to go to IU because he dreamed of playing for them his entire life. Of course, he also probably dreamed of playing for them when they actually won shit, but that was so long ago, probably he even forgets what that was like. But why isn't Rose allowed the same thing? Maybe Rose didn't want to be in Gordon's spotlight (yep, he'll get one, and it will magnify the Hoosiers magnificent sucking/choking ability) and now that Gordon has ruined his life to go to Indiana, maybe Rose wants to play where he's dreamed of playing. Of course, he probably doesn't dream of college ball at all, but still, you get what I'm saying. Unless you're from Indiana, in which point you're having someone from out-of-state explain it to you in one syllable words.
7.) Your colors are crimson and cream??? CREAM??? Really? Crimson is cool and all, but really? Cream?? I thought it was just white, but that makes it so much cooler. And by cooler, I mean your school blows.
8.) STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING TRADITION!!! What IU has is a great coach who couldn't control his temper. That's your fucking tradition. Talk to me about fucking tradition and national championships when someone other than the ONLY COACH AT YOUR SCHOOL WHO EVER MATTERED wins something. And, I'd like to offer some advice: Don't get your hopes up; SAMPSON WON'T WIN SHIT.
posted by Jtrouble at 1:08 PM
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