More Weekend Memories
So there were a couple of recurring themes from this weekend that I feel are important to point out.
First, I was paying tribute to Always Sunny in Philadelphia by going on Charlie rants. Mainly I was just accusing people of treading on me and talking in an extremely high voice while making those accusations. Luckily this caught on and was being used by everyone quite regularly. And I take full responsibility.
'Hip to the haps' didn't catch on so well. I remember needing to have it explained to me, mainly because I was way too shitcanned to make any sense of it. Yes, I was lacking common sense and most of my memory.
Let's just say some of the things I've picked up from watching National Geographic Channel and Animal Planet made at least one appearance. I spent about 10 minutes on Friday night showing my dominance by poking people in the neck and saying 'chht.' Apparently people were getting annoyed by it, but I don't remember/believe that. Also, I started rubbing my butt on stuff to show dominance like a meerkat. At one point I claimed dominance on the refrigerator, three of us were claiming dominance on loho, and I was woken up by trying to rub her butt on me on Monday morning when I was so terribly hungover. I returned the favor. In addition, I was also acting like a meerkat by standing on my hind legs. This may be the biggest way that Meerkat Manor has affected my life because I'm always doing that.
Shitcanned. Obviously this means drunk, as in 'I was way too shitcanned to make any sense of it.' Start using it people.
Poopmouth. I think I was pretty much the only person using it this weekend, but nevertheless, I continue to find it hilarious.
If I can think of anything else that was common throughout the weekend I'll list it here. The only thing I think I haven't listed is the common joke that I'm an alcoholic.
Other memories include being stopped by a police officer after one of the golf cart riders was riding improperly. The officer nearly gave out a ticket, if not for the immortal line "It's not your job to police stupid people." Try it in the future, see if it gets you out of a ticket.
Also, the deck to the cabin was off of the top level of the cabin, so one night 3 of us decided to go have a drink on the roof. I chose to not wear shoes, and I had no problem with traction, but it still may not have been the wisest idea.
Finally, the hot tub was amazing. Of course, after Friday night and the amount of liquor/mozzarella stick that got spilled into it, and apparent sand that found it's way in, the water wasn't too clean. In addition to that, there was no chlorine anywhere that would allow us to get the water clean. It was pretty gross by Sunday, but that didn't stop us from getting in. Have you ever seen the movie Cabin Fever? The people in the cabin get flesh eating virus from the water if they drink it. Well, since leaving that hot tub, I don't think too many people are feeling very good. We may have all caught our own kind of Cabin Fever.
But it was totally worth it.
First, I was paying tribute to Always Sunny in Philadelphia by going on Charlie rants. Mainly I was just accusing people of treading on me and talking in an extremely high voice while making those accusations. Luckily this caught on and was being used by everyone quite regularly. And I take full responsibility.
'Hip to the haps' didn't catch on so well. I remember needing to have it explained to me, mainly because I was way too shitcanned to make any sense of it. Yes, I was lacking common sense and most of my memory.
Let's just say some of the things I've picked up from watching National Geographic Channel and Animal Planet made at least one appearance. I spent about 10 minutes on Friday night showing my dominance by poking people in the neck and saying 'chht.' Apparently people were getting annoyed by it, but I don't remember/believe that. Also, I started rubbing my butt on stuff to show dominance like a meerkat. At one point I claimed dominance on the refrigerator, three of us were claiming dominance on loho, and I was woken up by trying to rub her butt on me on Monday morning when I was so terribly hungover. I returned the favor. In addition, I was also acting like a meerkat by standing on my hind legs. This may be the biggest way that Meerkat Manor has affected my life because I'm always doing that.
Shitcanned. Obviously this means drunk, as in 'I was way too shitcanned to make any sense of it.' Start using it people.
Poopmouth. I think I was pretty much the only person using it this weekend, but nevertheless, I continue to find it hilarious.
If I can think of anything else that was common throughout the weekend I'll list it here. The only thing I think I haven't listed is the common joke that I'm an alcoholic.
Other memories include being stopped by a police officer after one of the golf cart riders was riding improperly. The officer nearly gave out a ticket, if not for the immortal line "It's not your job to police stupid people." Try it in the future, see if it gets you out of a ticket.
Also, the deck to the cabin was off of the top level of the cabin, so one night 3 of us decided to go have a drink on the roof. I chose to not wear shoes, and I had no problem with traction, but it still may not have been the wisest idea.
Finally, the hot tub was amazing. Of course, after Friday night and the amount of liquor/mozzarella stick that got spilled into it, and apparent sand that found it's way in, the water wasn't too clean. In addition to that, there was no chlorine anywhere that would allow us to get the water clean. It was pretty gross by Sunday, but that didn't stop us from getting in. Have you ever seen the movie Cabin Fever? The people in the cabin get flesh eating virus from the water if they drink it. Well, since leaving that hot tub, I don't think too many people are feeling very good. We may have all caught our own kind of Cabin Fever.
But it was totally worth it.
posted by Jtrouble at 8:25 PM
1 Comments:
First, I don't think you realize the degree to which you were "chting" people --- you were on a "chting" rampage ALL weekend. And were especially violent about it, pinning me to the floor for at least 10 minutes (or so I was told)
Second, Hip to the Haps is still in its infancy and will catch on.
Third I OWN that refrigerator!
And finally how could you not mention the Drive home Dance party, it's the only thing that kept me from riding the vomitron in your car.
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