One Bitching Weekend

So obviously I'll be gone this weekend and unable to perform my reasons to fire Dusty Baker duties. However, I will be having a kickass weekend. I plan to update everyone (if anyone actually reads this) when I get back either Monday night, or if I don't have any energy for that, which is incredibly likely, sometime Tuesday. Don't expect me to remember much of it though. It will probably be like, 'well, (fill in the blank) might have happened. I think. I started drinking at 11am.' I'm taking 36 beers, a fifth of Captain, and that's just for me to drink this weekend. But trust me, it's going be, dare I say, uber-bitching.